So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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