You can't special order awesome
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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