Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Can I color on your dick again?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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