How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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