whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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