Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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