Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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