belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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