Hey man sorry I got all grabby
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
wow bdsm is so cute
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