awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
a search helicopter?!
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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