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you win
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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