She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
