i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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