wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
not ubering you a puppy
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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