It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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