Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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