Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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