Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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