Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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