We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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