hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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