their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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