You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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