im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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