he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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