they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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