I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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