Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
