A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize