I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
