Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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