I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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