lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
soo... how was my night?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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