the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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