he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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