so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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