do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Four minutes until I can fart!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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