Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't turn off my feet"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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