if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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