Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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