dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
