So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize