You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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