What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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