why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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