I think i sorta joined a cult last night
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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