i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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