she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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