I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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