it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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