from now on my penis is your penis
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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