You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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