I need help removing her.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
